Lovely SMS for a Lovely Person

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”

Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true

Sweetheart!
u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
here’s a wish 4 my darling…
may all your dreams come true
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses…
from a heart that beats…
just 4 you by me.

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you

Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.

May you have all the joy your heart can hold

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

Your way happy birthday

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

Magnets have a positive side

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

so sweet is ur SMILE

so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!

why I send it to u

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Friedship is just like wine

Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

What is a difference

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

sorry 4 disturb u

sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker

send me ur mother

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega

Keep IN TOUCH WID ME

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

who is reading this!!

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

Kia Larki thee!

Husband: Kal mere khawab mery ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

I can't bear that much happiness

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

You are so beautiful

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

Get well soon

May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom,
swaying endlessly,
this way and that way,
morn to dusk everyday,
Get well soon.

Every Day

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day;
now only every third or fourth day.’
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

Angry wife met her husband

The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. “I assume,” shebarked, “there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o’clock in the morning?” “There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”

Hindi / Funny / Sms

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!

x thought of the day

Sexual Thoughts of the day
Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!

Holding The Baby

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey.

Big bunch 2 say get well soon

If
wishes
were
flowers
I
would
send
You
A
big
bunch
to
say….
“Get Well Soon”

Come back so we all can rejoice

Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So dont be so selfish; dont be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You and Get Well Soon!

Take Care of My Friend

When "God" Open The windows of Heaven,

He saw me & Asked, What's your wish Today?

I said, Lord Take Good Care of My Sweet Friend Who is Reading My Msg now.

Reply Me SMS

Choose One Alphabet:

(A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H)

And Listen ke Woh Aap se kya kehna chahta/chahti hai...

Jisey Aap Bohot Chahte Hain..


Answers:
A=I Love You.
B=U R My Dream.
C=Khuda Ke liye, Mera peecha chor do..
D=I Miss You.
E=I Have No Time 4 U.
F=You R my Life.
G=I Can''t live without You.
H=Azaab ho tum.

Mohabat Ka Kya Colour Hai?

Tell me Aapki Nazar Mai Mohabat ka Colour Kya Hai?
Then I'will tell you k Aap Kaisy Lover hain/honge.

Red, Pink, Black
Blue, Green, white

Reply Fast.

Answer:
Red= Junon ki had tak mobht krne wale
Pìnk= Dreami lover
Black= Bakwas lover
Blue= Kabza krne wale lover
Green= Boring lover
White= Pakiza lover.

Lady in Men Cricket Squad

If a Sexy Lady Cricketer is Included in the Men Cricket Squad.


Tell me

Will That team Win Matches or Loose?

Give Solid Reasons.
Reply is Must.

Aap ki 1 Dua Mere Liye

Agar Allah Pak Aap ki 1 Dua
Mery Haq Mai Qabool Karny ka Wada Karen.
To Aap Mery Liye Kya Mango Gey?

Reply me
Aap ye sms Sab Doston Ko Send Kar k Dekho But REPLY ME FIRST.

Mera Mun Torrnay Ka Dil

Aapko Meri Kon Si Aadat Zeher Lagti Hai.

Jis Pe Aapka Mera Mun Torrnay Ka Dil Chahta Hai?

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.
.
.

Reply Karne Wala
Apni Buri Halat Ka Khud Zummedar Hoga. :-)

Agar Aapka Reply Na AyeAgar Aapka Reply Na Aye

Select a Number and I'll Tell You,
Agar Aap ka Reply Msg Na Aaye To Main Aap Ko Kis Naam Se Yaad Karta Hon.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Answer:

1: Hai He Kanjer
2: Kuty Da Bacha
3: Hai He Chawal
4: Hamzada
5: Gandi Nasal
6: Bagherat
7: Khota
8: Kanjos
9: Laanti
10: Dalla

Chal Hun Fata Fat Msg Kar
Nahi To Main Aap ko Yaad Karney Laga Hon.

I'll Tell Ur Heart's Secret

CHOOSE 1 Eye Color then I'll Tell Your Heart's Secret...

1: Grey
2: Brown
3: Blue
4: Black
5: Green
6: Multi

Answer:

Brown:dil ki bat dil ma rakte ho, ksi ko btana psnd nhi krte
blue:ksi se boht pyar krte ho.
grey:Selfish ho, apni zat se pyar krte ho
Black:Boht romntic ho khud pr yaqin rkhte ho.
Green:Apni khushi se ziada dosro ki khushi ka khayal rakte ho
Multi:Boht flrt ho 2 ya 3 boy/girl frnd rakhna chate

Good Afternoon

Arz Kiya Hai…

Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon

Wah Wah Wah

Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon

Good Afternoon

Good Afternoon:-)

Never Blame A Day

Never Blame a Day in ur Life
GOOD DAYS give Happiness
BAD DAYS give Experience
WORST DAYS give Lesson
BEST DAYS give Memories


Have A Nice day.

It's Just Beginning

Congratulations!

You may think It's over.

But, It's Just Beginning.

Enjoy the journey with your new little one,

It will be a Great Ride. :-)

New Born Baby Greetings

It's Been Said That

When a Child is Born,

The Angels sing!

We are Sure the Angels

Are singing to Welcome

Your New Little One.

Wish You Sweetest Day

I Have No Yesterday.
Time Took It Away.


Tomorrow Nobody Knows.
It May Not Be Mine.


But I Have Today To Wish You The Sweetest Day.

Have A Nice Day.

Life be Filled with Roses

I Always pray for You that.

May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny

May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

Doubt by Back Benchers

We Pronounce:

21 as Twenty One
31 as Thirty One
41 as Forty One
51 as Fifty One

But Why not 11 as Onety One?

A Doubt by Back Bencher Association. :-)

Good Apology Has 3 Parts

A Good Apology Has 3 Parts!

1) I'm Sorry

2) It's My Fault

&

3) What Can I Do To Make It Right.

But, Most Of The People Misses The 3rd Part.

Tumse Acha To Kutta Hai

Tumse Acha To Kutta Hai Faraz.


Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K Dekhti To Hai...


K,


Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha. :-)

JEE Bhar K Daikh Liya

Main Ne JEE Bhar K Tujh Ko Daikh Liya


Tujh Ko Uljha Kar Kuch Sawaaloon Main.

I LOVE YOU MOM.

MOM Tab Bhi Roti Thi,

Jab Beta Khana nahi Khata Tha,

Aur MAA Aaj Bhi Roti Hai,

Jab Beta Khana Nahi Deta.

Please Love Your Mom...
I LOVE YOU MOM.

Take Care of My Friend

When "God" Open The windows of Heaven,

He saw me & Asked, What's your wish Today?

I said, Lord Take Good Care of My Sweet Friend Who is Reading My Msg now.

Pehly to Mai Karta Hon Na

Pathan: Mai Office Janay se Pehly Apni Biwi ko Pappi Karta Hon.

Dost: Main Tere jany k Baad Teri Biwi ko Pappi Karta Hon.


Pathan: Ha Ha Ha.


Pehly to Main Karta Hon Na.

mery hr udas pl mein

Mery hr
udas pl mein,
Mera sath chor
jana
Ye kahan ki ulfatain hain?
Ye kahan ki
dosti hy?

Tumhain
daikh kr lga tha,

Tumhi zindgi ho meri,
Tumhi bandgi ho meri

Tumhi hr khushi ka saya,
Tumhi saadgi ho meri

Mujhy kya khabar thi 'JANA'
Tum youn wafa karo gy

Mery hr
udas pl mein
Mera sath chor do gy..

Bhula Dena Sabhi Waday

Bhula Dena Sabhi Waday,
Kabhi Takmeel Kar Lena.

Kabhi Yun He Murawwat Mai,
Meri Tameel Kar Lena.

Shab-e-Tareek Raste Main,
Jo Jaye To YHe Aankhen.

Kabhi Jugnoo, Kabhi Taray,
Kabhi Qandeel Kar Lena.

Hamesha Se Yehi Apna,
Shaoor-e-Zindagi Rakhna.

Jo Rasta Aam Ho Jaye,
Usay Tabdeel Kar Lena.

Hindi Ghazal

REAL GAZAL
CHAHTA HU DOSTO WO RASTA TMKO BHULANA
JAHAN REHTA THA KABHI ….. KA DEEWANA
GAR JANA KABHI US RASTE SE
TO BHULE SE UPAR NAZRE NA UTHANA
KABHI MAI BHI GYA THA US RASTE SE
JAISE HI NIGAH HAMNE UTHAI

Sweeter than wife is it possible?

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

I will do as u do hehe

Kabhi Tum Black & White,

u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,

u fell down in mud

i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak…

Namkeen poetry

Kabhi Tum Black & White,
Kabhi Rangeen Lagti Ho,
Kabhi Tum Shabnam-Shabnam,
Kabhi Tum Clean Lagti Ho,
Kabhi Tum Khatti-meethi,
Kabhi Namkeen Lagti Ho,
Kuch Bhi Kaho Tum Humse,
Par Hume To Tum Badi “HASEEN” Lagti Ho..

Beautiful SMS

Make A Promise To Yourself,
Always To Choose The Best Things In Life,
To Hold On To Your Dreams,
To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart,
Because Life Is Beautiful Just Like You…

Marriage SMS

A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got [...]

Marriage SMS

Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.

Marriage SMS

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Marriage SMS

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

Marriage SMS

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
lolzzzzz.......

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

hahahah

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
hahahahahhahah

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Raat ko sirf 3 Tarah Ki Makhlook Jagti h

Bhoot:

Insano ko darane keliye





Machar:

Insano ko satane keliye





Husband and Wife:

Insan ki Tadad BARHANE k liye! :-)

A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:



Rote Howay



Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?



Boss: Nahi To!

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you

Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend

Smile is a curve

A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy birthday …….

May you have all the joy your heart can hold

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

Your way happy birthday

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

I CN MAKE THE WHOLE US HAPPY

ONCE MUSHARRAF AND BUSH WERE LANDING IN A PLANE .

BUSH SAID : I CN MAKE THE WHOLE U.S HAPPY BY

THROWING $ 1 BILLLION

MUSHARRAF SAID : I CAN MAKE THE WHOLE PAK HAPPY BY PUTTING MY CLOTHES (WARDI) OFF

PILOT : I CN MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD HAPPY BY CRASHING THE PLANE

I just love when morning gets here…..!!

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great
Big Gud Morning sms 2 my bestest friend.what a lovely way
to start my they.........

May you begin………!!

May you begin this they with a smile on your face,
and with happiness for your soul 2 embrace.
Good Morning my love.

I’m sorry 4blaming you….!!

I’m sorry 4blaming you…
For everything I just couldn’t do…
And I’ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won’t be there…
It’s hard to say goodbye when i

Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..

Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..

snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B’day!

A girl asks why cows seem

A girl asks why cows seem depressed when being milked. Teacher replied if a scruffy bastard woke you at dawn and rubbed your tits for 4 hours how would you feel?

The trouble with a Rat race

The trouble with a Rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a Rat.

So Always run with Lions.
No matter even if u r defeated,
u are still a Lion.

Yad kertay hain her sans k baad

Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad,
Thori si hansi her baat k baad,

Jaisay aati hay subha her raat k baad,
Hum aap ko yaad kertay hain her sans k baad..

A fantastic day 4 u

Flowerful morning
Colorful noon
Joyful evening
&
Peaceful night !!

Be happy
It going to be
A fantastic day 4 u

Choicest blessing of Allah

May the choicest
blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy and prosperity.
EID MUBARAK

To keep u safe & happy

“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
&
sealed with “DUA”
2
keep u safe & happy today & always.

Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me

Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me
This makes me realised that,
Life would be boring, without a friend like you.

Happiness always looks small

Happiness always looks small if u
hold it in your hands. But when you learn
to share it, u will realize how big & precious
it is.

Just had an x-ray taken

Just had an x-ray taken.
Guess what they found?
It was U safely stucked in my heart.
They said my heart is fine with U in it.
Remove U and I’m DEAD!

A prayer can go where I cannot go

A prayer can go where I cannot go.
Through Prayers i can be with you
without being There.
I may be miles away
but my prayers
Will always be with You…

Good morning

Night is a wonderful opportunity

Night is a wonderful opportunity
to take rest,
to forgive,
to dream,
to smile and
to get ready for all the battle
that you have to fight tomorrow.
Good Night.

Treat everyone with politeness

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
“Treat everyone with politeness,
even those who are rude to you,
not because they are not nice,
but because YOU are nice!.”

Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main

Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main,
Yaad meri ayai jub judai main,

Mehsos kerna tumharay hi paas hon main,
Jub chahey daikh laina apni hi perchai main.

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

Sir my wife is missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak

Beware of other duplicae “EID wishers”
I’m the only authorized iso 2007
certified dealer in EID WISHES
I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak

Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga

Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga

Your 1 SMS

My smile + my Joy + my
Pleasure + my Life + my Relief
+ my Honour & my Pride =
Your 1 SMS.

Happy birthday to you:)

Happy birthday to you,
Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.
Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared.

Aaj kajal jo lagaya to bohut yaad aaya

aj khoya hua ik dost bohat yaad hai
acha guzra hua waqt bohat yad aya

meri aankh k her ansu pe rone wala
aj jab aankh yeh roi to bohat yaad aya

jo mere dard ko seene mein chupa lera tha
aj jab dard hua mujhe to bohat yaad aya

jo meri aankh mein kajal ki tarah rehta tha
aj kajal jo lagaya to bohat yaad aya

jo mere dil tha qareeb faqat usko hi
aj jab dil ne bulaya to bohat yaad aya

Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha

Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha,
Khushio.N Ka Khazana Hota Tha.

Chahat Chaand Ko Paane Ki,
Dil Titli Ka Deewana Hota Tha.

Rone Ki Wajha Na Hoti Thi,
Hasne Ka Bahana Hota Tha.

Khaber Na Thai Kuch Subho Ki,
Na Shamo Ka Thikana Hota Tha.

Daadi Ki Kahani Hoti Thi,
Pariuon Ka Fasana Hota Tha.

Daadi Ki Kahani Hoti Thi,
Pariuon Ka Fasana Hota Tha.

Pedho Ki Shakhe Chutey They,
Mitti Ka Khilona Hota Tha.

Gam Ki Zuban Na Hoti Thi,
Na Zakhmo Ka Paymana Hota Tha.

Barish Mein Kagaz Ki Kashti,
Har Mousam Suhana Hota Tha.

Wo Khel Wo Sathi Hotey They,
Har Rishta Nibhana Hota Tha.

Every new day

Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments 4 life
I wish 2day all the good
Moments approach
Why to make your day joyful

“Good Morning”

The stars are out the moon is up

The stars are out,
The moon is up,

1 more Hug,
1 more smile,

Kiss you once,
Kiss you twice

Now it’s time 4 bed.
Close ur eyes
n
sleep tight
Good night

Each moment of your life is a picture

Each moment of your life is a picture
which u had never seen before.
And which ull never see again so enjoy
&
live life & make each moment beautiful….

chaley gaye they door ek pel key leye

chaley gaye they door ek pel key leye,
mager apkey dil key kareeb they her pel key leye,
keysey bhulengey apko ek pel key leye,
jub khu chukey hai khud ko her pel key leye

A cute love story

A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.

Allah flood ur life wid happiness

May Allah flood your life
with happiness on this occasion,

ur heart with love,
ur soul with spirtual,
ur mind with wisdom,
wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik

Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Wife came home with a goat

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Merey sabar ka na ley Imtehaan

Merey sabar ka na ley Imtehaan
Meri khaamoshi ko sada na dey
Jo terey baghair na jee sakey
Usey jeeney ki to duaa na dey

Tu azeez Dil-o-nazar sey hai
Tu qareeb Rag-o-jaan sey hai
Merey Jissm-o-jaan ka yeh faisla
Kaheen waqat aur barha na dey

Tujhe bool ke bhi na bulaa sakoon
Tujhe chah ke bhi na pa sakoon
Meri hasraton ko shumaar kar
Meri chahaton ka silaa na dey

Wo tarap jo shula-e-jaan mein thi
Merey tan badan sey lypat gaye
Jo bujha sakey to buja isey
Na bujha sakey to hawa na dey

Tujhe agar milein kabhi fursatein
Meri shaam phir sey sanwaar dey
Agar qatal karna hai to qatal kar
Yoon judayioon ki saza na dey

A beautiful belief

A beautiful belief:

If God answers ur prayer,
He is increasing ur faith.

If He delays,
He is increasing ur patience

If he doesn’t answer,
He knows u can handle

Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE

Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE…
Never loeave SOMEONE for SOMETHING…

Because in life, SOMETHING will leave U,
BUT
Someone will always be with U.

mujhey phool na dena

mujhey phool na dena mujhey unse nafrat hai
dena hai to kaantey dedena mujhey
unki aadat hai woh chubtey hain
zhakham detey hain imandari se
phool to bewafa hotey hai ,
doka detey hain wafadari se

Love is something beautiful

Love is something beautiful,a desire,
A feeling that one would like to catch.
Love is the feeling that makes you feel alive.
Love is something that may never go away!

Full form of FRIENSHIP

Full form of FRIENSHIP:-

F-Fun
R-Rational
I-Impartial
E-Emotional
N-Never Ending
D-Dependable
S-Special
H-Heart
I-lnteresting
P-Priceless

Some people like sunday, some people like monday

Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!

Before & after marriage

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Hum nazaro se dur hai ankho se nahi

Hum nazaro se dur hai ankho se nahi,
hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi,

hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi,
hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi.

MISS YOU

Koi mousam bhi hum ko raas nahin

Koi mousam bhi hum ko raas nahin
woh nahin hay tou kuch bhi paas nahin

aik muddat say dil k paas hay woh
aik muddat say dil udas nahin

jub say daikha hay shaam aankhon mein
tub say meray qayaim hawas nahin

meray lehjay mein us ki khushbo hay
us ki baaton mein meri baas nahin

Jitna Shaffaf hay tera aanchal
Utna ujla mera libaas nahin

samnay meray aik darya hay
hont sokhay hain phir bhi pyas nahin

jis ko chaha hay dil-o-jan say saqi
janay woh kion nazar shinaas nahin

Don’t ever give up when u r down

Don’t ever give up when u r down,
it doesn’t matter if u fall many times,

just remember that each time u fall,
i’ll never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.

Good Night

FriendShip is a network that needs

FriendShip is a network that needs..
NO Recharge!
NO Roaming!
NO Validity!
NO activation!
NO Signal prbms!
Just don’t switch off ur Heart…

You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know!

You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know!
Really.
kya hua?
Yaqeen nahin aata?
Chand sitaron ki qasam!…

Oh God
Yeh chand sitaray kahan ghayab ho gayai?

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights.

You are the reason
why I have sleepless nights.

You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.

And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight......

Lovely SMS for a Lovely Person

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”Lovely SMS for a Lovely Person

Your relation is like paktel

Your relation is like paktel
“dil to 1 hay”
Your Ove like telenor
“Chaho kuch barh k”
Your sincerety like Haleeb
“garah to hay”
Your smile like twist
“Hila k rakh de”
your style like Ufone
“Tum hi to ho”
Your personality lika Bonanza
“Absolutely worldclass”
My response like lipton
“Yehi to hai wo apnapun”
aur apnaypun k sath
“EID Mubarak”